- Vice Ganda had an embarrassing story to share involving Jose Mari Chan.
- He went to the restroom with his friend who supposedly made him wait.
- The person in the cubicle isn’t the friend who came with him in the restroom.
Vice Ganda is fond of telling stories while hosting It’s Showtime. In a recent episode of the noontime show, Vice had the whole studio cringing from second-hand embarrassment as he recalled a cringe-moment with music icon Jose Mari Chan.
Vice told his embarrassing story.
He shared this during the Tawag ng Tanghalan segment, as the contestant reminded him of Chan’s Christmas tunes. The awkward moment happened during Karylle‘s wedding with Yael Yuzon in 2014. It’s Showtime co-host and close friend Anne Curtis seemed to not know the story and pushed Vice to share it on TV.
“Nakasabay ko sa banyo ‘yan dati, si Jose Mari Chan. Nung kasal ni Karylle. Hindi ko talaga makakalimutan ang kahihiyang inabot ko.”
Vice recounted that he went to the restroom with one of his close friends. He finished ahead, waiting for his friend before heading back out to the party.
“Hindi mo ba alam ‘yun? Nung kasal ni Karylle? Nung gusto kong lumubog sa lupa, mamatay na lang.”
Vice went to the john with friend.
The comedian asked a friend to come with him to the john.
“Reception sa Tagaytay, diba? Edi hinihintay ‘yung mga pagkain, eh nasi-CR ako. Sabi ko sa kasama kong bakla, ‘Bakla, samahan mo ako. CR tayo.’ CR kami…”
“Siyempre naka-pambabae ako. Pag-(bukas) ko, sarado. Sabi ni bakla, ‘Bakla, dito ka na sa girls! Kakilala naman natin ‘yung mga bisita!’ Pasok kami sa girls…”
Vice’s friend took too long in the toilet.
The comedian grew annoyed that his friend was taking too long inside the cubicle.
“Edi ‘yun… Pagpasok ko sa cubicle tapos labas na ako, sandali lang naman ako. Nagsasalamin na ako, ‘Bakla, ang tagal mo!’ sabi ko doon sa kasama kong bakla. Kasi mag-isa lang ako.”
“‘Bakla, ang tagal mo. Tapos na ako, ako ikaw pa ‘yung hinahantay ko ngayon.’ Tapos, hindi sumasagot. ‘Yung isang cubicle, hinampas ko, ‘Bakla, anong petsa na?!'”
Vice wet his friend’s feet.
Taking a dipper and filling it with water, Vice threw it at his friends’ feet.
“Tapos, hindi kumikibo. ‘Ah, talagang binubwisit mo ako, pinaghihintay mo ako, ah!’ Kinuha ko ‘yung tabo tapos… ‘Bakla, 48 years na ha.’ Binasa ko ‘yung paa niya!”
“Tapos, ayos ako ng buhok, ‘Bakla ka, ako pa talaga pinaghintay mo.”
Someone revealed himself.
When the person inside the cubicle went out, it turned out to be the music icon.
“Paglabas ng cubicle, si Jose Mari Chan.”
“Sabi ko, ‘Sorry po…’ Nakita ko talaga, basa ‘yung sapatos niya atsaka ‘yung pantalon niya basa. Kasi pala ‘yung pantalon niya nandidito…”
“Sabi ni Jose Mari Chan, ‘Is that you?’ ‘Hindi po ako ‘yun.’ Ayoko na kumain, gusto ko nang umuwi.”
After his revelation, Vice announced that he is one of the first people to play Chan’s songs during Christmastime.