This is an old story but almost every year, the satire news about showbiz reporter Jobert Sucaldito and the legendary cucumber keeps on spreading like it’s always new.
Just the same article, sensitive, and somewhat provocative, which already became an urban legend.
The viral story:
In case you haven’t read the viral article, it says that Jobert Sucaldito was rushed to the hospital on after complaining of extreme pain in his anus. X-rays showed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine. The other half was found in his bedroom.
According to some people I have asked, the viral article was published in a satire blog in 2010. The blog is no longer available today as wordpress suspended it due to numerous complaints for some obnoxious reason. This blog features satires on celebrities and politicians. The entries are wonderfully written in a witty and subtle way.
Richard Gere and the gerbil
The story angle of Jobert Sucaldito and the cucumber is somewhat similar to a hollywood urban legend linking Richard Gere and own beloved pet named ‘Tibet’.
