- Vice Ganda and Vhong Navarro feigned romance.
- However, Vhong accidentally mentions someone from Vice’s personal life.
- Vice declares he won’t speak with Vhong for a month.
In their usual antics, Vice Ganda and Vhong Navarro feigned romance on It’s Showtime. However, Vhong’s jokes quickly shifted into a real-life detail on Vice’s personal life. Vice had also been teasing Vhong saying:
“Kung heto yung gandang hindi nakakasawa bakit hindi ito yung gandang gusto mong mapangasawa?”
Vhong suddenly brought up a name who had noticed Vice’s beauty.
“Kasi maraming nagmahal sa hitsura na ‘yan. Kilala mo ba si Kevin?”
Vice, obviously rattled, pulled Vhong’s microphone away from his lips to avoid spilling more secrets. The two chased each other around the set. Although, Vhong stated that he actually meant Kevin Balot, a transgender beauty queen. However, Vice’s quips and actions showed otherwise.
“Bahala ka, hindi kita kakausapin ng isang buwan.“
Vice then tried to divert the topic from “Kevin” to the Tawag ng Tanghalan contestant. However, he failed and complained:
“Ugali ni Vhong Navarro ‘yan, eh. Direk! Nagbabasa ng telepono! Hindi pa tayo mag-jowa niyan, ah. Nagbabasa ka na. Paano kaya kung naging mag-jowa tayo?”
Vhong then asked Vice the question on their earlier segment, Miss Q and A. Vice answered:
“Kung ang mag-jowa dapat alam ang password sa social media.”
Vhong laughed before continuing his statement.
“Ang problema sa’yo wala kang password. Tapos ang laki ng font ng telepono mo. Anong magagawa ko?”
However, Vice argued that he still shouldn’t have done that. He also cited his annoyance on people who seat beside him that would peek at his phone.
“Kahit na! Nakakabwisit kaya ‘yung ‘pag may katabi tapos umilaw ‘yung phone mo, gaganyan.”
Vhong unleashed his own argument on the situation.
“Eto ang mas mahirap kapag nagbabasa ka ng cellphone mo, ganito hitsura mo. Paanong di mapapatingin?”
Vice continued that he doesn’t care whether he gets suspended or not, he just wants to hit Vhong.
“Alam mo, sasampalin kita kahit ma-suspinde ako! Naiinis ako sa ‘yo! Napipikon ako!”
Vice turned to the audience and pleaded:
“Isa lang po ang pakiusap ko: sa mga nakarinig noon, atin-ating lang ‘yun.”
However, their banter didn’t stop there. Vice also repeatedly declared that he will not speak with Vhong for a month. He also added that he will hide in a Church where Vhong won’t be welcome.
“Hindi niyo na ako makikita, hindi na ako papasok. Hindi na ako magtatrabaho. Magpapakupkop ako sa simbahan. ‘Dun ako magtatago. ‘Di kayo makakapasok ‘dun! Kami-kami lang dun. Pagp-pray over kita.”
Vice relayed that Vhong doesn’t have a break in his mouth.
“Nanggigigil ako talaga sa’yo! ‘Yung bunganga mo… Bakit ‘di ka kaya uminom ng Motolite, walang preno ‘yang bunganga mo?”
